Below are a mere few from the blossoming abundance of kind, praising letters that warm our hearts every delightful day again as we are blessed to receive them, and that show how deeply one appreciates the contents of our weekly newsletter GliaWebNews:
Hello P. Cooijmans,
I question the theme's of your weekly GWN consciously and suspiciously.
I truly question your integrity or your ability to be conscious of your influence.
I try to keep it small and analyse the banalities, the grandiosity.
I surely can't awnser it, but it surely agressively screams something illy-willy from your weekly newsletter!
If anything at all,
This should make you conscious of something.
Dear Mr. Cooijman,
I'm sorry -- but I honestly can't believe I'm subscribed to your e-mail list..
Do you talk to yourself?
Do you know why you do that? It's because there's no one else who will listen. Do you ever wonder why that is?
Well.. quite simply, you have several deep rooted psychological problems which you need to seek professional mental help for -- to be direct, you're a self-absorbed waste of oxygen, an egotistical geek. You wish you were as good as a "true" nerd, but at the end of the day, you're just a second rate try-hard nerd.
If you require, I can be of assistance in referring you to some excellent colleagues who are psychiatrists.
Regards,
Z. N. (M.D., R.Ph.)
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST IGNORAMUS I HAVE SEEN. NOW I SHALL SURELY DESTROY BOTH YOUR JOURNALS AS I HAVE SOLVED PLENTY ON YOUR TEST. THE BEST YOU CAN HOPE FOR IS A RATIONAL AND LOGICAL MIND BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY YOUR NEW TEST MAKES SENSE IS IF IT IS TO STOP ME FROM SEEING IT AND GETTING IN WITH THE JOURNAL. YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE NOW BY DEAR LOLLITA.
THERE HAS BEEN SEVERE NETWORKING GOING ON AGAINST ME FOR WHICH I HAVE NOW SURE PROOF AND MY SO CALLED ERRANT BEHAVIOUR IS TO PROTECT MY WORK WHICH I ALONG WITH MILLIONS IN THE FUTURE WILL HOLD IN HIGH REGARD. ALSO REMEMBER THAT IF YOU EVEN HINT AT STEALING MY WORK OR DOING ANY FURTHER PUSSY ACTIONS YOU WILL BE MET WITH A FORCE YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. YOU ILLETERACY, MEGALOMANIA AND HALF WITTEDNESS HAS ENSURED YOUR DESTRUCTION. ALSO MY NEXT FILM WHICH YOU HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR WILL DESTROY YOU INSIDE OUT ALONG WITH YOUR INSIDE INDIAN FRIENDS WHO WILL FACE A DEFEAT THAT YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE AND THE HANDS OF 'SUPERMAN AND IVAN THE TERRIBLE'.
ALL YOUR TESTS ARE DONE FOR EVER
ME
